Divniv The Almighty <Divniv>


I'm better than you, whoever you are, there's no point denying it any longer. I know it may be upsetting to hear, but just suck it up, there's nothing you or anyone else can do about it, I'm just so damn awesome!!

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Divniv The Almighty says:

"I wanna be, just like you; Get myself a job, and a really cool Tattoo!" (58 weeks ago) me too!

The Other Half Of Me
The One N' Only

Music
Metal, rock, punk, basically anything heavy that I can rock to.
Films
I like LOADS of films, not really got a favourite genre....Matrix, Pulp Fiction, Butterfly Effect, Shawshank Redemption, Goodfellas, Reservoir Dogs, loads
Scared Of
Nothing! Scary things are scared of me!!
Happiest When
In bed! Or out with my mates! Being away on holiday is pretty damn cool too
What I'd change...
Very little, everything that's happened to me and I've done has made me who I am! Bringing the one and only Ginger Goat back is the only one thing!! R. I. P. mate!!!

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  • Oh Lord It`s Hard To Be Humble - Mac Davis

    (spoken)
    Back a few months ago, I was headlinin' a great big nightclub...
    and they put me up a couple days early, I came in a couple days early
    and they put me up in what they call the "Star Suite",
    now here I am, headlinin' in one of the biggest nightclubs
    in the country and I wake up at eight o'clock in the morning
    in this "Star Suite"...

    ...all by myself.
    Crowd: Awwww.
    Mac: Yeah, that's what I said, "Awwwww."
    But I did what I've always done, man, to cheer myself up,
    I picked up my guitar, I sat down and I wrote me a little song.
    Now this is how it feels to be alone at the top of the hill,
    tryin' to figure out why.

    (sung)
    Chorus:
    Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
    When you're perfect in every way
    I can't wait to look in the mirror
    Cause I get better lookin' each day
    To know me is to love me
    I must be a hell of a man
    Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
    But I'm doin' the best that I can!

    I used to have a girlfriend
    But I guess she just couldn't compete
    With all of these love-starved women
    Who keep clamoring at my feet
    Well I could probably find me another
    But I guess they're all in awe of me
    Who cares? I never get lonesome
    Cause I treasure my own company.

    Ohhhhhh.....
    (chorus)

    I guess you could say I'm a loner
    A cowboy outlaw, tough and proud
    Well, I could have lotsa friends if I wanted,
    But then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd
    Some folks say that I'm "egotistical",
    Hell, I don't even know what that means!
    I guess it has something to do with the way
    That I fill out my skin-tight blue jeans

    Ohhhhhh........
    come on, where's all the kickers in here?!
    (chorus)
    One more time, what are we doin'?
    We're doing the best that we can!
    Give yourselves a hand.
    Yeeee-haw!

    0 Comments 342 days

  • Apocalyptica feat Corey Taylor Lyrics - I’m Not Jesus

    Dirty little secret
    Dirty little lies
    Say your prayers and call me rare
    Save your soul tonight

    Drift among the faithfull
    Bury your desires
    Aberrations fill your head
    You need a place to hide
    And I am

    Do you remember me?
    And the kid I used to be?
    Do you remember me?

    Chorus
    When your world’s come crashing down
    I want to relive.
    Your god is looking down on me!

    I’m not Jesus,
    Jesus wasn’t fair!

    You confess it all away,
    But it’s only shit to me
    Your god is looking down on me!

    I’m not Jesus,
    I will not forgive!

    No I won’t! (2x)

    I’ve thought you were a good man,
    I’ve thought you talked to god.
    Your hippocratic messiah and child abusive turned satanic.

    Do you remember me?
    Do you remember me?
    And the kid I used to be?
    Do you remember?
    Do you remember?

    Chorus
    When your own world comes undone,
    Let me be the one to say:
    Your god is looking down on me!

    I’m not Jesus,
    You can’t run away!

    And the innocence you spoil
    Find a way to live
    Your god is looking down on me!

    I’m not Jesus
    I will not forgive!

    I won’t forgive.
    I won’t do whatever you want to.
    (2x)

    Do you remember me?
    And the kid I used to be?
    Not the same as I used to be!
    Oh, do you remember me?

    Nooo!

    Chorus
    When your world’s come crashing down,
    I want to relive
    Your god is looking down on me

    I’m not Jesus
    Jesus wasn’t fair!

    You confess it all away,
    But it’s only shit to me!
    Your god is looking down on me!

    I’m not Jesus,
    I will not,
    I’m not Jesus,
    I will not forgive!

    Oh, I will not forgive, yeah yeah!
    No, I will not forgive!

    2 Comments 420 days

  • A good friend

    Earlier tonight I found out a good friend of mine, Samuel Bell, passed away! He was a great guy, but had been not well for sometime! Well mate, the pain's all gone!

    Goodbye Samuel, you'll be sorely missed mate!!!:(

    0 Comments 576 days

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  • Kirstin luv Kirstin

    hey bro

    get better soon

    ur wee sis
    kirstin
    p.s. heres ma luv<3

    2 weeks ago
  • Laura McMurdo luv Laura McMurdo

    hey david!!

    howz u hunni?

    no spoke 2 u in a looooong time!! lol

    wot u been doin wif urself??

    xx

    3 weeks ago
  • Alison Crowe Alison Crowe

    awrite shit head
    hows things??


    wat u bn up too and dnt say not much coz tht pisses me off

    lol xxx

    4 weeks ago
  • Sean Sean

    Hows it goin? from sean.

    7 weeks ago
  • Daniel Morrison Daniel Morrison

    hey wee man, how you doing? get online soon eh?

    15 weeks ago
  • Fiona Crowe luv Fiona Crowe

    Hey hey Mr how are you ??? xx

    20 weeks ago
  • Mags Millar luv Mags Millar

    Hey Captain!!

    Good to see you even if it was short and sweet, hope you're feelin better. My cuz wants to know about psychology as she thinks thats what she wants to do - any advice for the young and impressionable????

    20 weeks ago
  • David M David M

    alrite ya wee dick, hows it going? Hope your doing ok.

    21 weeks ago
  • Allan Seton Big-A Allan Seton Big-A

    Yeah we should do, get a couple of white wine spritzers on the go, thats an idea. Just let me know when and try and arrange something :D

    22 weeks ago
  • Allan Seton Big-A Allan Seton Big-A

    Hows it going Divniv?

    23 weeks ago
  • Karen Templeton luv Karen Templeton

    Hey, hows you?
    Really neeed to catch up soon...
    Kaz xoxoxox

    27 weeks ago
  • Sylvia Gordon luv Sylvia Gordon

    Hey Cuz!

    how are you?
    Getting better I hope!!!
    .....maybe see you soon

    lol

    32 weeks ago
  • Batesy Lives In America Batesy Lives In America

    Wee boolz!

    39 weeks ago
  • Alison Crowe Alison Crowe

    awrite davey ,


    hows u mate ? what have u bn up 2 then? did u go and see korn ya mad head bahnger ye lol

    xoxoxxox

    41 weeks ago
  • Daniel Morrison Daniel Morrison

    Hey man, my mobile is being an arse and won't let me text you back. Well looking forward to Korn, about the staying over thing don't worry about it I will be getting a lift home. See you on Thursday, Daniel.

    46 weeks ago
  • Linda B Linda B

    Hi David,

    Just thought I'd stop by and wish you all the best for 2008.

    Hope you are well.

    Linda B

    48 weeks ago
  • Kevin Shand Kevin Shand

    all right Divniv its Kev you went to Amsterdam didnt you coz i might be going this year is it good for wheelchair's let me no

    48 weeks ago
  • Sunny Charlie Sunny Charlie

    hey hows it goin?
    hope u had a good crimbo, all the best for 2k8!
    I'm still waiting to see about wot uni il get into but ,
    i mite pic ur brains soon about calley, I dont know ne one else thats been and as i have a fair 50/50 chance of gettin in im starting to brick it a wee bit and so im doin me research about the 2 unis lol
    neways catch u later x

    48 weeks ago
  • Robert Watson Robert Watson

    hey there, merry christmas! Where u up to anything exciting? I was just watching telly and eating lol, went to the cinema yesterday. U get anything nice? I got 3 games, a wireless broadband adaptor and the usual sweets, clothes and money.

    Anyway see ya later hope u have a good New Year!

    49 weeks ago
  • James Marshall James Marshall

    Merry Christmas DJ

    49 weeks ago